Fandom Translation
Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
And it feels like this afterwards:
How can you portray a feeling with a gif…this is amazingly accurate.
wow….. that’s what it feels like
YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.
“
| — | Ralph Waldo Emerson (via finkleaf) |
I will always reblog this
DONT FORGET:
Brendon Urie broke his ankle on the stairs to the stage and played the rest of the set hopping, and got bottled in the eye with a glass bottle, went unconsious, got up and continued the set.
reblogged like five times
Real men forever proving that Justin Bieber is a little bitch.
HOW ABOUT WHEN PETE WENTZ BROKE HIS LEG AFTER JUMPING OFF THE STAGE SPEAKER AND LANDING ON IT.
Omfg
Just adding: Chester Bennington of Linkin Park broke his wrist after he fell wrong on one of his jumps and continued performing. (x)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
IT’S COMING AND YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE MINUTE LONG THEME TO THIS LITTLE JOKE
I feel really sick and I can’t work on Touch Fluffy Tail so this is going to have to do for now.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
me: i guess you always drool all over your boyfriend in front of room 7-229?
me: do any of you fucks know how to walk?
me: guess not
